Adrian Monk Quote #1055
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to a Fashion Show
Adrian Monk: Natalie. Do you have the case file?
Natalie: What?
Adrian Monk: The case file. Give it to me. I knew something was wrong. Look. Look at this. Her body, it's all contorted. The collar, and her buttons are perfectly straight. After he killed her, he straightened them out. He couldn't help himself. He's the guy.
Natalie: Who's the guy? [Monk looks at Julian Hodge] Julie. We have to go right now.
Julie Teeger: Why?
Natalie: I can't tell you now. Not here.
Julie Teeger: But, mom.
Natalie: Do not argue with me. Get your stuff now.
‘Mr. Monk Goes to a Fashion Show’ Quotes
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Captain Stottlemeyer: You're retiring? How old are you?
Gordo: 46.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Did you win the lottery?
Gordo: No, I've been investing. Real estate. What have you been doing with your savings?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Uh, eating. You know, I need to talk to my accountant.
Natalie: What, you have an accountant?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Nope. Gonna have to get an accountant, then I'm gonna talk to him.
Quote from Natalie
Shirt Salesman: How are you today? Do you see anything you like?
Adrian Monk: Is Dennis here? He usually takes care of me.
Shirt Salesman: Oh, no, I'm afraid Dennis quit.
Adrian Monk: He quit?
Shirt Salesman: Yeah, apparently he had one regular customer that was driving him crazy.
Natalie: Now, we're gonna be up all night wondering who that was.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Shirt Salesman: Okay, here you go. Inspected by number 8. Is there really a difference?
Adrian Monk: Are you kidding? Look at this. Look, she's an artist. Oh, I've been admiring her work for years. You know, every shirt, every stitch, every button is perfect. There's a tear. There's a tear.
Natalie: Where, where, where?
Adrian Monk: There's a tear, right there. Ah, look at this, the sleeve is all wrong. It's completely crooked.
Natalie: Well, maybe she had a bad day.
Adrian Monk: No, that's not possible. I know inspector number 8. She never lets anything get past her.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, are you okay?
Adrian Monk: Something's wrong.
Natalie: What?
Adrian Monk: Something is very wrong with inspector number 8. Dennis? Dennis?