Adrian Monk Quote #1030

Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Secret Santa

Adrian Monk: No, no, no, just... Just stand over there. Have you been a good boy? Have you?
Natalie: Mr. Monk, he's gotta sit on your lap. You're Santa Claus.
Adrian Monk: I don't think so.
Natalie: He has to sit on your lap. Here. Jump up.
Adrian Monk: No, no, no.
Natalie: Yep.
Adrian Monk: That's too close. All right, just on the knee. On the knee there, a little further. A little further. He's squirming. Santa doesn't like the squirmers.

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 ‘Mr. Monk and the Secret Santa’ Quotes

Quote from Natalie

Natalie: Okay, everybody listen up. Okay? We have some new rules here in Santa's workshop. Before anybody can sit on Santa's lap, you have to use these magic wipes and wipe your hand. Yay, wiping is fun. And no touching Santa's face. And try not to breathe on Santa. Remember, Santa isn't always jolly. Sometimes Santa's a little bit sad.

Quote from Adrian Monk

Natalie: Ugh, how much longer?
Adrian Monk: Natalie, this is stake-out. You never know how long. That's what makes a stake-out so much fun.
Natalie: Oh, you wanna play 20 questions?
Adrian Monk: Sure.
Natalie: Okay. Right, you can go first. You have to think of somebody, anybody, living or dead.
Adrian Monk: Okay, I got it.
Natalie: Is it Trudy?
Adrian Monk: Trudy who?
Natalie: Trudy Monk, your wife.
Adrian Monk: Yes, thank you. That was fun.

Quote from Lieutenant Disher

Lieutenant Disher: Hey. I was just tuning it up for you. It's a nice guitar.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's Karen's.
Lieutenant Disher: You're gonna play today?
Captain Stottlemeyer: We'll see how it goes.
Lieutenant Disher: You know, I can run home and grab my Gibson and we can jam. We used to have a rock band back in high school. The Randy Disher Project.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's a good name. How'd you come up with that?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, my name's Randy Disher and then, Project.