Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #195
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Secret Santa
Captain Stottlemeyer: You looking forward to our little party?
Alice: I guess so. How late do these things usually go?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Last year, Karen and I left at about 2:30 a.m. And Terry, Detective Chasen, was still standing on a table in his boxer shorts singing 'Help me, Rhonda' in Spanish.
Terry: That's a lie. I don't speak Spanish.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, yes, you do.
Alice: Oh, and this came for you. Someone dropped it off the front desk.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Captain Leland Stottlemeyer. "Captain Stottlemeyer, thank you for your business, Eastwood Auto Supply." You know what this is, Alice? This is a bribe. Somebody is trying to influence public policy. And I think it might work.
‘Mr. Monk and the Secret Santa’ Quotes
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: Okay, everybody listen up. Okay? We have some new rules here in Santa's workshop. Before anybody can sit on Santa's lap, you have to use these magic wipes and wipe your hand. Yay, wiping is fun. And no touching Santa's face. And try not to breathe on Santa. Remember, Santa isn't always jolly. Sometimes Santa's a little bit sad.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Ugh, how much longer?
Adrian Monk: Natalie, this is stake-out. You never know how long. That's what makes a stake-out so much fun.
Natalie: Oh, you wanna play 20 questions?
Adrian Monk: Sure.
Natalie: Okay. Right, you can go first. You have to think of somebody, anybody, living or dead.
Adrian Monk: Okay, I got it.
Natalie: Is it Trudy?
Adrian Monk: Trudy who?
Natalie: Trudy Monk, your wife.
Adrian Monk: Yes, thank you. That was fun.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Hey. I was just tuning it up for you. It's a nice guitar.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's Karen's.
Lieutenant Disher: You're gonna play today?
Captain Stottlemeyer: We'll see how it goes.
Lieutenant Disher: You know, I can run home and grab my Gibson and we can jam. We used to have a rock band back in high school. The Randy Disher Project.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's a good name. How'd you come up with that?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, my name's Randy Disher and then, Project.