Adrian Monk Quote #995
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to a Wedding
Adrian Monk: You know who's here, though, is, uh, Julie Teeger. Come up here, Julie. Come on up here, please. Julie, you know, is, uh, of course, Jonathan's niece. Come, come, come on. She has, uh, had to, uh, memorize a poem for, for school.
Theresa Scott: [to Natalie] We're gonna go. We're gonna go.
Adrian Monk: And she would like to recite it for you now in honor of Jonathan and Theresa. Julie Teeger. Come on, Julie, come on girl.
Theresa Scott: [to Natalie] Okay, bye.
Julie Teeger: Father William by Lewis Carroll. "You're old, Father William," the young man said. "And your hair has become very white."
"And yet you incessantly stand on your head." "Do you think, at your age, this is right?" [applause]
Adrian Monk: "Do you think, at your age, this is right?" That always gets me.
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Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Captain Stottlemeyer: Hey, I wonder how Natalie and Randy are doing. I love weddings. Did you know that I met Karen at a wedding? I love weddings anyway. [sees Monk is down] Yep. You know who had a great wedding? You did. You and Trudy. Now, that was a great day. Where is that photo album?
Adrian Monk: She was... Wow!
Captain Stottlemeyer: Beautiful.
Adrian Monk: I remember during the service she was crying so hard, she couldn't even say the words, "I do." Have you ever seen anybody cry so much?
Captain Stottlemeyer: That was you, Monk. And, no, I have not.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Lieutenant Disher: What's that?
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's cellophane. Monk's idea.
Adrian Monk: It's to protect the cake. Makes it more fun.
Lieutenant Disher: For what?
Adrian Monk: Well, when you blow out the candles, there's always a little, what I call, spittle.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Actually a pretty good idea. It's a birthday cake spittle shield. You know, that's the first idea that you've had that I might actually consider investing in.
Adrian Monk: Thank you.
Natalie: Make a wish. [Disher takes a long, thoughtful moment]
Captain Stottlemeyer: Blow out the candles, lieutenant.
[As Randy blows out the candles, the flames spread to the cellophane cover which ignites. As Randy tries to blow out the fire, Stottlemeyer uses a fire extinguisher.]
Adrian Monk: Hey, happy birthday.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I think I might reconsider that investment.
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Natalie: You broke into her room? Is that legal?
Captain Stottlemeyer: You don't need a search warrant to go into a hotel room if it's after checkout.
Adrian Monk: Is that true?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I don't know.