Adrian Monk Quote #907

Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes Home Again

Captain Stottlemeyer: Hey, Monk. I hope that's your costume.
Adrian Monk: I'm a safety patrol officer.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Good for you. So what's so important?
Lieutenant Disher: What'd they get this time? Three Musketeers, Milky Way? It's a pigeon.
Adrian Monk: Well, does he look familiar?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Does he look familiar?
Adrian Monk: Take a closer look. At the murder scene, you kept shooing it away. This is that same pigeon.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk, you've had a tough night.
Adrian Monk: Captain, this is the same pigeon. I remember it had five little brown spots on its back because I remember thinking that it reminded me of the constellation Cassiopeia.

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Quote from Ambrose Monk

Ambrose Monk: Okay. Are you and Natalie...
Adrian Monk: What?
Ambrose Monk: Involved?
Adrian Monk: What? No. No. No. No. Why, why would you even ask me that?
Ambrose Monk: Well, it's been eight years since Trudy.
Adrian Monk: Exactly! It's only been eight years.
Ambrose Monk: You're a widower. She's a widow. And I know how you are with the ladies. I remember, in high school, those girls calling you on the phone, talking to you on the phone, complimenting you, huh?
Adrian Monk: Ambrose. Ambrose, those were my teachers.
Ambrose Monk: So? What about Mrs. Flagan? Yeah?

Quote from Lieutenant Disher

Lieutenant Disher: Halloween. Am I right? Something nasty always goes down on Halloween.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Really? What went down last Halloween?
Lieutenant Disher: Nothing.
Captain Stottlemeyer: The one before that?
Lieutenant Disher: It's a new tradition. Halloween.

Quote from Ambrose Monk

Ambrose Monk: What are you doing? You- You can't go in there. You cannot go in there.
Julie Teeger: I'm sorry. I didn't know.
Natalie: What's going on?
Ambrose Monk: That, that is, that's Dad's study. We're, we're, we're not allowed in there.
Natalie: Not allowed?
Ambrose Monk: Yes. Dad caught me in there once when I was 12.
Natalie: What happened, Ambrose?
Ambrose Monk: He grounded me.
Julie Teeger: For 30 years?