Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #157
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Goes to Vegas
Cop: Hey, look. Stripper left her make-up bag.
Adrian Monk: Strippers?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Uh, it's okay, Monk, 'cause me and, uh, the other married guys, we we went down the hall until she left.
‘Mr. Monk Goes to Vegas’ Quotes
Quote from Natalie
Adrian Monk: Where's your boyfriend?
Natalie: I sent him out. I told him I needed a special kind of shampoo.
Adrian Monk: Boy, it's like you have superpowers.
Natalie: It's a gift.
Adrian Monk: And a curse?
Natalie: No, just a gift.
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: No, no, no, look at me. He has no idea what he's talking about. Once you get a taste of it, you will be hooked for sure. You'll never leave.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You won't get hooked.
Natalie: He gets hooked on everything. He's the most compulsive person I've ever met. He's like a different species.
Adrian Monk: Thank you.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: No, I- I can't be the victim. I'm the detective. I have to step back and observe the scene.
Natalie: Yeah, well, I can observe stuff, too. A. This is a crime scene.
Adrian Monk: No, no, no, no, you don't.... You don't know what to look for. Okay? I mean, we have a system. It's a good system. There's an old saying: "Don't change anything... ever."
Natalie: That's an old saying?
Adrian Monk: I've been saying it for years.