Julie Teeger Quote #3
Quote from Julie Teeger in Mr. Monk and the Red Herring
Julie Teeger: This is Mr. Henry.
Adrian Monk: [to Natalie] We gotta grab that rock.
Julie Teeger: Mr. Henry is a marble fish. And most marble fish only live for about a year. But Mr. Henry is six years old, and he's still as frisky as ever. And that is thanks to my special diet of ground-up vitamins, rice crispies, and cucumbers.
‘Mr. Monk and the Red Herring’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Applicant #2: You're looking for someone to start right away?
Adrian Monk: That's right.
Applicant #2: What would my hours be?
Adrian Monk: 9 A.M...
Applicant #2: Until?
Adrian Monk: Until one...
Applicant #2: 1 P.M?
Adrian Monk: Until one of us dies.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's a goldfish.
Adrian Monk: Well, technically, it's a crimson marble fish.
Lieutenant Disher: Is it extinct?
Captain Stottlemeyer: If it was extinct, we wouldn't be looking at it, would we?
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Sir, there's gotta be a connection here. Do you know the odds against two different men breaking into the same house in the same week?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, I don't. Do you?
Lieutenant Disher: No.