Adrian Monk Quote #752
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Red Herring
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk, come here. Look, how's it going? I've been worried about you.
Adrian Monk: No, uh, I've been worried about me, too.
Captain Stottlemeyer: How are those interviews going? Did you find anybody?
Adrian Monk: I've narrowed it down. To nobody.
Adrian Monk: Whatever happened with your wife's niece? The one who's the nurse?
Adrian Monk: She never called me.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, I know. Um here's the thing, Monk. I love her.
Adrian Monk: I understand.
‘Mr. Monk and the Red Herring’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Applicant #2: You're looking for someone to start right away?
Adrian Monk: That's right.
Applicant #2: What would my hours be?
Adrian Monk: 9 A.M...
Applicant #2: Until?
Adrian Monk: Until one...
Applicant #2: 1 P.M?
Adrian Monk: Until one of us dies.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's a goldfish.
Adrian Monk: Well, technically, it's a crimson marble fish.
Lieutenant Disher: Is it extinct?
Captain Stottlemeyer: If it was extinct, we wouldn't be looking at it, would we?
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Sir, there's gotta be a connection here. Do you know the odds against two different men breaking into the same house in the same week?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, I don't. Do you?
Lieutenant Disher: No.