Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #143
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Red Herring
Captain Stottlemeyer: Miss Teeger, there's a person we sometimes bring in. He's a former detective. He sort of specializes in cases like this.
Natalie: Great, let's call him.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's not that easy. You see, he's, uh, he's taking some time off. He's sort of working through one or two personal issues right now. But I think if you were to talk to him and ask him yourself, he might change his mind.
‘Mr. Monk and the Red Herring’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Applicant #2: You're looking for someone to start right away?
Adrian Monk: That's right.
Applicant #2: What would my hours be?
Adrian Monk: 9 A.M...
Applicant #2: Until?
Adrian Monk: Until one...
Applicant #2: 1 P.M?
Adrian Monk: Until one of us dies.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's a goldfish.
Adrian Monk: Well, technically, it's a crimson marble fish.
Lieutenant Disher: Is it extinct?
Captain Stottlemeyer: If it was extinct, we wouldn't be looking at it, would we?
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Sir, there's gotta be a connection here. Do you know the odds against two different men breaking into the same house in the same week?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, I don't. Do you?
Lieutenant Disher: No.