Adrian Monk Quote #742
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Red Herring
Dr. Kroger: Adrian, you were lucky to know her. And I know you'll always be grateful, but it's time for you to move on. You've gotta start looking for your new assistant.
Adrian Monk: Impossible.
Dr. Kroger: Yeah, well, that's what you said before you found Sharona. But, Adrian, you've got to start looking. Your new assistant is out there somewhere.
Adrian Monk: God help her.
‘Mr. Monk and the Red Herring’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Applicant #2: You're looking for someone to start right away?
Adrian Monk: That's right.
Applicant #2: What would my hours be?
Adrian Monk: 9 A.M...
Applicant #2: Until?
Adrian Monk: Until one...
Applicant #2: 1 P.M?
Adrian Monk: Until one of us dies.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's a goldfish.
Adrian Monk: Well, technically, it's a crimson marble fish.
Lieutenant Disher: Is it extinct?
Captain Stottlemeyer: If it was extinct, we wouldn't be looking at it, would we?
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Sir, there's gotta be a connection here. Do you know the odds against two different men breaking into the same house in the same week?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, I don't. Do you?
Lieutenant Disher: No.