Adrian Monk Quote #741
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Red Herring
Dr. Kroger: Adrian, Sharona is moving on with her life, and if you loved her, you'd be happy for her.
Adrian Monk: She wasn't just my assistant.
Dr. Kroger: I know.
Adrian Monk: When she found me, I was drowning. She saved my life.
Dr. Kroger: I know. I know. I was there.
Adrian Monk: You're a doctor. Can't you make her come back? What would you like me to do?
Dr. Kroger: Fly back to New Jersey and drug her, bring her back here?
Adrian Monk: No. But thank you. She's pretty smart. She'd probably escape.
‘Mr. Monk and the Red Herring’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Applicant #2: You're looking for someone to start right away?
Adrian Monk: That's right.
Applicant #2: What would my hours be?
Adrian Monk: 9 A.M...
Applicant #2: Until?
Adrian Monk: Until one...
Applicant #2: 1 P.M?
Adrian Monk: Until one of us dies.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's a goldfish.
Adrian Monk: Well, technically, it's a crimson marble fish.
Lieutenant Disher: Is it extinct?
Captain Stottlemeyer: If it was extinct, we wouldn't be looking at it, would we?
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Sir, there's gotta be a connection here. Do you know the odds against two different men breaking into the same house in the same week?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, I don't. Do you?
Lieutenant Disher: No.