Adrian Monk Quote #740
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Red Herring
Dr. Kroger: It's been three months. How are you holding up?
Adrian Monk: Well, I've made a decision.
Dr. Kroger: Good.
Adrian Monk: When she comes back, I'm not gonna pay her for the weeks she missed. I have to draw the line. I'm docking her pay.
Dr. Kroger: Adrian, Sharona is not coming back.
Adrian Monk: She'll be back. Believe me. I, I think I know her a lot better than you do.
Dr. Kroger: Didn't she sell her house?
Adrian Monk: Yes.
Dr. Kroger: And she moved back to New Jersey.
Adrian Monk: Yes.
Dr. Kroger: And she remarried her ex-husband.
Adrian Monk: I'm not sure I like where you're going here.
‘Mr. Monk and the Red Herring’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Applicant #2: You're looking for someone to start right away?
Adrian Monk: That's right.
Applicant #2: What would my hours be?
Adrian Monk: 9 A.M...
Applicant #2: Until?
Adrian Monk: Until one...
Applicant #2: 1 P.M?
Adrian Monk: Until one of us dies.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's a goldfish.
Adrian Monk: Well, technically, it's a crimson marble fish.
Lieutenant Disher: Is it extinct?
Captain Stottlemeyer: If it was extinct, we wouldn't be looking at it, would we?
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Sir, there's gotta be a connection here. Do you know the odds against two different men breaking into the same house in the same week?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, I don't. Do you?
Lieutenant Disher: No.