Sharona Quote #162
Quote from Sharona in Mr. Monk and the Girl Who Cried Wolf
Lieutenant Disher: So listen, I got to file a report here. You understand, right? This man you saw he was, what, medium build, about 30 years old?
Sharona: Maybe 35. And he was wearing boots and a cowboy shirt.
Lieutenant Disher: And he, uh, had a knife in his chest.
Sharona: Yeah, and a screwdriver in his ear.
Lieutenant Disher: Flat head or Phillips head? Sorry. And this guy, he called you by your name.
Sharona: Yep.
Lieutenant Disher: I mean, did he say anything else?
Sharona: "Douglas is worried about you."
Lieutenant Disher: "Douglas is worried about you." Who's Douglas?
Sharona: Douglas was my father's name.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, where's he now?
Sharona: He's been dead for 20 years.
‘Mr. Monk and the Girl Who Cried Wolf’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Kroger
Dr. Kroger: You know, it's a confusing time, not just for you, but for everyone. It's hard to feel centered. These days, it's hard to even know where the center is. What are you feeling right now?
Sharona: Well, I feel weird being here like I'm trespassing. [Dr. Kroger chuckles] I bet those pillows must drive him crazy, huh?
Dr. Kroger: I'm not at liberty to say.
Sharona: Well, I see my window is cleaner than your window. That's got to be him.
Dr. Kroger: Sometimes I wish that we could switch seats, so I could get this window a little...
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Sharona wanted me to, to give you this.
Varla Davis: Mmmkay. Adrian Monk, care and feeding. Special diet, schedule, phobias. Heights, germs, snakes, crowds, milk... You're afraid of milk? How old are you, man? I got a 2 year old nephew who's not afraid of milk.
Adrian Monk: You must be very proud of him.
Varla Davis: For what, not being afraid of milk? That just means he's normal. [balls up paper] You don't need this. Sharona's a good nurse, but she's been treating you like a baby. The party is over, Adrian Monk, because I'm going to treat you like a man.
Adrian Monk: Don't do that.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Varla Davis: I'm going to need a list of your meds and the proper doses.
Adrian Monk: I don't take any medication.
Varla Davis: What the hell am I doing here, then?
Adrian Monk: I have... I just need a little help.
Varla Davis: Doing what?
Adrian Monk: Everything.