Adrian Monk Quote #586

Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Panic Room

Adrian Monk: Hi. Remember me?
Sharona: Adrian, it's only been two hours. Come on. How's Benjy?
Adrian Monk: Oh, he's good. I just talked to him. Said he's very proud of you.
Sharona: Yeah.
Adrian Monk: [places hand in sticky substance on table] Oh. Oh. Wipe. Sharona, wipe.
Sharona: I don't have any wipes. I'm in jail.
Adrian Monk: Oh, what is it? Oh, my God, get it off me. Oh, God, get it off. It's jail goo. This is, this is jail goo.
Sharona: You know what? You know what? I put an extra wipe in your pocket. Give me, give me the wipe.
Adrian Monk: Oh, God. It's connected.
Sharona: Will you please relax? I'm in no mood.
Adrian Monk: Oh, my God. Jail goo.

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 ‘Mr. Monk and the Panic Room’ Quotes

Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer

Captain Stottlemeyer: They call it a panic room. I know that's a difficult concept, because for you, every room is a panic room.
Adrian Monk: Thank you.

Quote from Lieutenant Disher

Captain Stottlemeyer: Thank you for coming. We've got a very bizarre situation here. I could use a second opinion.
Lieutenant Disher: Third opinion.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, I already told you what I thought, so this would be a third opinion.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Whatever. A third opinion.

Quote from Adrian Monk

Sharona: Oh, he's scared to death. [to the monkey] Come on, baby.
Adrian Monk: Sharona, don't touch him. Don't touch it. Don't... Now, you're going, you're going to have to be quarantined, and you will, too. You all will.