Adrian Monk Quote #491
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Gets Married
Adrian Monk: Hello. This is Adrian Monk. I'm sorry I missed you. Please leave a message after you hear the beep.
Sharona: Perfect.
Adrian Monk: I have to do it again.
Sharona: That was great.
Adrian Monk: I didn't- I didn't pause after "Hello."
Sharona: Yeah, you did. There was a pause.
Adrian Monk: I- I don't- I don't think so.
Sharona: All right. Well, let's play it back.
Adrian Monk: No, no, no, no, no. I can do it. I can do it. One more time. One more.
Sharona: Adrian, you're wearing out the digital chip. What happened to the old machine?
Adrian Monk: I spilled some coffee on it.
Sharona: And it broke?
Adrian Monk: No.
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Sharona: What are you doing?
Adrian Monk: This shelf. I can't sleep with a crooked shelf in the room.
Sharona: Well, when you turn off the light you won't see it.
Adrian Monk: I wish you could hear yourself sometimes. You live in a dreamworld.
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Adrian Monk: Can I have the ring back?
Sharona: What ring?
Adrian Monk: The ring I loaned you. I-I-I'd like to hold on to it.
Sharona: This is Trudy's wedding ring, isn't it?
Adrian Monk: I wanna have it with me in case...
Sharona: Hey, hey.
Adrian Monk: You know, we don't, uh...
Sharona: Nobody's gonna die. Hold this. You know, before I was your assistant, I was your nurse. And you know what? That means I'm still your nurse. So I'm not gonna let anything happen to you, and you wanna know why? 'Cause it'll look bad on my resume.
Adrian Monk: [answers phone] Hello? Can't talk now. I'm trapped in a cave.
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Sharona: Get your camera. I'm goin' in.
Adrian Monk: You can't.
Sharona: No, you can't. Adrian, I have to go in. Randy's depending on us. I promise I'll be careful. I'm just gonna take a few pictures. Don't worry.
Adrian Monk: I- I don't know how to not worry.