Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #108
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Captain's Wife
Evan Coker: You wanna come in?
Sharona: Well, actually I'm not alone. I have a few friends with me.
Evan Coker: Great. The more the merrier. What's going on?
Sharona: It's a warrant. My friends wanna look around.
Evan Coker: Look for what?
Sharona: A rifle, a handgun, maybe a pair of shoes taken off a dead truck driver.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Do you know who I am? I'm Leland Stottlemeyer.
Evan Coker: I read about you, uh... How's your wife?
Captain Stottlemeyer: My wife is gonna be fine. The doctors saved her life. You should call them and thank them, because they saved yours too.
‘Mr. Monk and the Captain's Wife’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Dr. Kroger: Well, it's still a tough case. How do you feel?
Adrian Monk: I'm torn. Half of me is worried about Karen, and 40% is worried about Captain Stottlemeyer, and 5% is relieved that somebody finally understands what I've been going through.
Dr. Kroger: You know that's not 100%?
Adrian Monk: I know. I always keep part of me empty for... for emergencies.
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: Scabs go home! Scabs!
Adrian Monk: All right.
Sharona: Scabs. Union! Union! Scabs go home! Union! [dog barks]
Adrian Monk: What are you doing?
Sharona: Well, I'm a union girl.
Adrian Monk: Since when?
Sharona: Since I started working for you. Scabs go home! I should start my own shop.
Adrian Monk: Do it. I'll join you.
Sharona: You're not allowed. You're management.
Adrian Monk: Oh, yeah? Good. Get rid of the dog.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Adrian Monk: Bare feet? Why would a sniper go barefoot?
Sharona: Especially at 6:00 in the morning. It's been freezing.
Lieutenant Disher: Maybe he was an American Indian? An American Indian sniper? Maybe it was an uprising against technology.
Adrian Monk: That doesn't make a lot of sense. Hardly any, really.
Lieutenant Disher: Oh, Native American.
Adrian Monk: That doesn't help.