Lieutenant Disher Quote #36
Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk and the Three Pies
Adrian Monk: Captain, here. He's trying- He's- He's trying to get rid of the evidence!
Sharona: It's in the pie!
Pat van Ranken: Officer, I'd like to file a complaint. These two have been harassing me all weekend.
Lieutenant Disher: Sir, could you put the pie on the truck?
Pat van Ranken: What?
Lieutenant Disher: You heard me. Put the pie down and step away. Step away from the pie.
Pat van Ranken: Look, I live next door to his brother. They're both nuts.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I know they are, sir. Please, put the pie on the truck. Please.
‘Mr. Monk and the Three Pies’ Quotes
Quote from Ambrose Monk
Sharona: Did you call the police?
Ambrose Monk: Oh, no. They... They no longer respond to my complaints because I call them more often than I should. I'd like to complain to them about it, but they no longer respond to my complaints.
Quote from Ambrose Monk
Ambrose Monk: That's easy for you to say. You've always been the fearless one.
Adrian Monk: Here it comes.
Ambrose Monk: You should have seen him. Going into stores and buying things, all by himself when he was 15.
Sharona: Wow.
Ambrose Monk: Driving a car when he was 24. Going out on dates... Going out on dates with women at 26 years of age.
Sharona: He's a regular Evel Knievel.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sharona: You like The Who?
Adrian Monk: The what?
Sharona: The rock band The Who. You have the album.
Adrian Monk: Oh, yeah. All the kids enjoyed the rock-and-roll singing groups.
Sharona: And the 49ers?
Adrian Monk: Now they were a great band.
Sharona: They're a football team.
Adrian Monk: I know.
Sharona: You were just trying to fit in, weren't you?
Adrian Monk: No. ... Yes.
Sharona: This might be the saddest room I've ever seen.