Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #88
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the 12th Man
Lieutenant Disher: Captain. Washington just sent this down. It's a prelim psych profile.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Let me guess. The killer is between 30 and 45 years old, white male, does not work in an office, probably spent time in the military and definitely hates his mother.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah. How'd you know?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Because that's what they always say. That's scrap paper.
‘Mr. Monk and the 12th Man’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Captain Stottlemeyer: [to Monk] What happened to your hands? You hurt both of your hands?
Sharona: No, just the left one.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Why do you have bandages on both? [off Monk's look] Right. Symmetry.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Mrs. Ling: Mr. Monk, I tell you before. Do not ring the bell. [Monk rings the bell again] Stop that!
Adrian Monk: It's 10:00, Mrs. Ling.The ticket says, "Tuesday, 10 a.m."
Mrs. Ling: It's an approximation, Mr. Monk. It means "about 10:00." Not at 10:00, you crazy man. What's wrong with you? Okay, give me your ticket. Ah, Mr. Monk, I told you before, no copies. Where's the original ticket?
Adrian Monk: It's safe at home in my file.
Mrs. Ling: What do you need a file for? This is dry cleaning ticket! [Monk rings the bell] Stop that. [to Sharona] Why you let him xerox?
Sharona: I'm not with him every minute.
Mrs. Ling: Oh, okay. Here you go. Four shirts, okay? That's $24.
[Mrs. Ling points to the price list which reads "Shirts Men: $3.00 Women: $4.00 Mr. Monk $6.00"]
Adrian Monk: Why do I pay more?
Mrs. Ling: Because you're so much trouble, okay. I got to clean everything twice. Then I got to stand here and talk to you for like half an hour. Okay, good. Thank you. Bye-bye, now.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: What's this?
Mrs. Ling: Oh, that? Th-That's nothing. Okay, bye-bye, now. Bye-bye.
Sharona: Go. Let's go.
Adrian Monk: This isn't my button.
Mrs. Ling: Your button fall off. But I found a new one. Identical, no difference.
Sharona: Looks the same to me.
Adrian Monk: The button matches, but the stitching is all different. See? O-On the other ones, the thread is crisscrossed. But here, look. It's parallel!
Mrs. Ling: That's how I sew them. Parallel! That's my style.
Adrian Monk: But it doesn't match. I have to live in this town!