Sharona Quote #115
Quote from Sharona in Mr. Monk and the 12th Man
Ian Agnew: I'll get it! You know, I just changed my phone number and it doesn't seem to help. I don't get many visitors.
Sharona: Did you go to the trial?
Ian Agnew: I testified.
Sharona: Did you spend any time with the jury?
Ian Agnew: No, ma'am. I wish I had. Uh I wanted to thank them. They were very generous. I don't get many visitors. [sings] Daisy, Daisy, tell me your answer true... [shouts] Bad dog! You know what I think I miss the most? Not having this pipe in my head. I have to take this. Hello? Hello?
Sharona: [to Monk] I can't believe you're not the craziest man in the room.
‘Mr. Monk and the 12th Man’ Quotes
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Lieutenant Disher: Captain. Washington just sent this down. It's a prelim psych profile.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Let me guess. The killer is between 30 and 45 years old, white male, does not work in an office, probably spent time in the military and definitely hates his mother.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah. How'd you know?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Because that's what they always say. That's scrap paper.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Captain Stottlemeyer: [to Monk] What happened to your hands? You hurt both of your hands?
Sharona: No, just the left one.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Why do you have bandages on both? [off Monk's look] Right. Symmetry.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Mrs. Ling: Mr. Monk, I tell you before. Do not ring the bell. [Monk rings the bell again] Stop that!
Adrian Monk: It's 10:00, Mrs. Ling.The ticket says, "Tuesday, 10 a.m."
Mrs. Ling: It's an approximation, Mr. Monk. It means "about 10:00." Not at 10:00, you crazy man. What's wrong with you? Okay, give me your ticket. Ah, Mr. Monk, I told you before, no copies. Where's the original ticket?
Adrian Monk: It's safe at home in my file.
Mrs. Ling: What do you need a file for? This is dry cleaning ticket! [Monk rings the bell] Stop that. [to Sharona] Why you let him xerox?
Sharona: I'm not with him every minute.
Mrs. Ling: Oh, okay. Here you go. Four shirts, okay? That's $24.
[Mrs. Ling points to the price list which reads "Shirts Men: $3.00 Women: $4.00 Mr. Monk $6.00"]
Adrian Monk: Why do I pay more?
Mrs. Ling: Because you're so much trouble, okay. I got to clean everything twice. Then I got to stand here and talk to you for like half an hour. Okay, good. Thank you. Bye-bye, now.