Sharona Quote #113
Quote from Sharona in Mr. Monk Meets the Playboy
Dexter Larsen: You like it? This is my first workbench. I had them move it here from Cincinnati. And that's how I started out. I was experimenting, tinkering. I was a nerd, publishing my little electronics magazine. I was the kind of guy that a woman like you never talked to.
Sharona: You still are.
Dexter Larsen: If you're here to beg, you're not off to a very promising start. And if you're here to threaten me, you can save your breath, because that release you signed is airtight.
Sharona: I have a kid.
Dexter Larsen: Then keep your friend, Mr. Monk, out of my face.
Sharona: Okay, you listen to me, you twisted, porn-peddling freak. If you print those pictures, you're gonna hurt my son. You hurt my son, I'm comin' after you. And I am gonna dedicate my life to ruining yours.
Dexter Larsen: Yeah, well, take a number.
‘Mr. Monk Meets the Playboy’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Diane Luden: Oh. That was from last year. They ran a profile on Elliott in the magazine. Page 53.
Adrian Monk: Page 53. [opens magazine, immediately shuts it] Five-three. Five-three. [opens magazine, once again shuts it, groans]
Diane Luden: Are you a religious man, Mr. Monk?
Sharona: He is now.
Adrian Monk: [drops magazine] Wipe. Wipe. Wipe. Wipe. Wipe.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sapphire Girl: Hello. You wanna take me home?
Adrian Monk: I can't. I don't have a driver's license. I-I mean I have one, technically, but I hardly ever use it. I have trouble with the left turns. And the right turns. Turning. And yielding. Turning and yielding.
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: You okay?
Adrian Monk: Uh, the sign in front of that hotel they misspelled "Kiwanis."
Sharona: You mean that sign five blocks away? What, you want me to go down there and have them fix it?
Adrian Monk: No. No, you don't have to do that. Maybe we could call them.
Sharona: [closes the blinds] There. Sign's fixed.