Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #85
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Meets the Playboy
Lieutenant Disher: Sapphire Mansion. I've never been. Have you ever been?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Once. Ten years ago.
Sharona: Did your wife find out?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah. I told her. In therapy. We were playing the honesty game.
Lieutenant Disher: Red Roof Inn?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yep. This was before they built the new lobby.
Lieutenant Disher: You know, Captain, I think Monk might be onto something here. Maybe we should tag along.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Lieutenant, I think you might be right.
Sharona: Oh, God.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Hey, I'm married. I'm not dead.
‘Mr. Monk Meets the Playboy’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Diane Luden: Oh. That was from last year. They ran a profile on Elliott in the magazine. Page 53.
Adrian Monk: Page 53. [opens magazine, immediately shuts it] Five-three. Five-three. [opens magazine, once again shuts it, groans]
Diane Luden: Are you a religious man, Mr. Monk?
Sharona: He is now.
Adrian Monk: [drops magazine] Wipe. Wipe. Wipe. Wipe. Wipe.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sapphire Girl: Hello. You wanna take me home?
Adrian Monk: I can't. I don't have a driver's license. I-I mean I have one, technically, but I hardly ever use it. I have trouble with the left turns. And the right turns. Turning. And yielding. Turning and yielding.
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: You okay?
Adrian Monk: Uh, the sign in front of that hotel they misspelled "Kiwanis."
Sharona: You mean that sign five blocks away? What, you want me to go down there and have them fix it?
Adrian Monk: No. No, you don't have to do that. Maybe we could call them.
Sharona: [closes the blinds] There. Sign's fixed.