Adrian Monk Quote #377
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Meets the Playboy
Captain Stottlemeyer: I gave her your name. I figured you'd collect a nice payday after you convinced her she was crazy.
Adrian Monk: Actually, I think she might be onto something.
Sharona: We'd like to look at the official file.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Look, there is no D'Souza case. It was an accident. The barbell slipped, crushed his trachea.
Lieutenant Disher: He was alone in his apartment on the 35th floor.
Adrian Monk: I know.
Lieutenant Disher: There was only one way up. It was a private elevator. Nobody else used it.
Adrian Monk: I know.
Captain Stottlemeyer: The apartment was locked from the inside.
Adrian Monk: I know.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk Meets the Playboy’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Diane Luden: Oh. That was from last year. They ran a profile on Elliott in the magazine. Page 53.
Adrian Monk: Page 53. [opens magazine, immediately shuts it] Five-three. Five-three. [opens magazine, once again shuts it, groans]
Diane Luden: Are you a religious man, Mr. Monk?
Sharona: He is now.
Adrian Monk: [drops magazine] Wipe. Wipe. Wipe. Wipe. Wipe.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sapphire Girl: Hello. You wanna take me home?
Adrian Monk: I can't. I don't have a driver's license. I-I mean I have one, technically, but I hardly ever use it. I have trouble with the left turns. And the right turns. Turning. And yielding. Turning and yielding.
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: You okay?
Adrian Monk: Uh, the sign in front of that hotel they misspelled "Kiwanis."
Sharona: You mean that sign five blocks away? What, you want me to go down there and have them fix it?
Adrian Monk: No. No, you don't have to do that. Maybe we could call them.
Sharona: [closes the blinds] There. Sign's fixed.