Sharona Quote #74
Quote from Sharona in Mr. Monk and the Airplane
Sharona: You can't make this movie.
Tim Daly: I can't?
Sharona: No, no. I won't let you. This character, Glenn, kills people.
Tim Daly: Well, yeah. He's a hit man.
Sharona: Okay. Look. On page 57, he chops off a guy's foot. You can't chop off a guy's foot. You're Tim Daly, you're a nice guy, and that's why we love you.
Tim Daly: I just thought it would be a good change of pace.
Sharona: Okay, look. All I know is that if I go to a movie and I see you chopping off a guy's foot, I'm gonna want my money back.
Tim Daly: You know what? You're right. I'm gonna pass. I'm gonna call my agent right now and leave a message.
Sharona: Really? Because of me?
Tim Daly: You're my guardian angel.
‘Mr. Monk and the Airplane’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sharona: Oh, my God, that is Tim Daly! I love him!
Adrian Monk: What is he, some kind of actor?
Sharona: Yeah. Yeah. He was on that show, Wings.
Adrian Monk: Never saw it. Was it good?
Sharona: Well, he was.
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: Now, do you want the aisle or the middle?
Adrian Monk: Okay. I'll take the... Aisle.
Sharona: You sure?
Adrian Monk: Aisle. Aisle. Middle. Middle. Oh, middle. Aisle! Aisle! I'm just gonna wait. Aisle. Middle.
Warren Beach: Mister. Mister. Take this one. I won't mind.
Sharona: Oh, no, no, no. Please don't offer him a third choice. His head will explode.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sharona: Okay. I got good news and bad news. What do you want to hear first?
Adrian Monk: Neither.
Sharona: Well, you gotta pick one.
Adrian Monk: I don't want to. If you tell me the good news first, I won't enjoy it, because I'll be worrying about the bad news, which is coming next. But if you tell me the bad news first, I won't get a chance to enjoy the good news, because I know...