Sharona Quote #70

Quote from Sharona in Mr. Monk and the Airplane

TSA Agent: Nail clippers. You can't bring these on board.
Adrian Monk: Sorry. So, she can't fly. Is that what you're saying? We have to stay here.
TSA Agent: No, we have to confiscate them.
Adrian Monk: You sure you wanna go without your nail clippers?
Sharona: I'll buy new ones when we get there.
Adrian Monk: They may not have that exact model.
Sharona: Ah, I don't care.

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 ‘Mr. Monk and the Airplane’ Quotes

Quote from Adrian Monk

Sharona: Oh, my God, that is Tim Daly! I love him!
Adrian Monk: What is he, some kind of actor?
Sharona: Yeah. Yeah. He was on that show, Wings.
Adrian Monk: Never saw it. Was it good?
Sharona: Well, he was.

Quote from Sharona

Sharona: Now, do you want the aisle or the middle?
Adrian Monk: Okay. I'll take the... Aisle.
Sharona: You sure?
Adrian Monk: Aisle. Aisle. Middle. Middle. Oh, middle. Aisle! Aisle! I'm just gonna wait. Aisle. Middle.
Warren Beach: Mister. Mister. Take this one. I won't mind.
Sharona: Oh, no, no, no. Please don't offer him a third choice. His head will explode.

Quote from Adrian Monk

Sharona: Okay. I got good news and bad news. What do you want to hear first?
Adrian Monk: Neither.
Sharona: Well, you gotta pick one.
Adrian Monk: I don't want to. If you tell me the good news first, I won't enjoy it, because I'll be worrying about the bad news, which is coming next. But if you tell me the bad news first, I won't get a chance to enjoy the good news, because I know...