Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #32
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Earthquake
Captain Stottlemeyer: You got a name?
Lieutenant Disher: Yep, David Bushner. Age 44. He was a gas company tech. Stabbed, one in the chest. He went missing late last night. Phone company crew just found him.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Where is his truck?
Lieutenant Disher: It's, uh, parked up on Downey where he left it. We don't know if this is the murder scene or if he was dumped here.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No. He was killed somewhere else.
Lieutenant Disher: Are you sure?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah. The body's on an incline, head down. Look at the blood stain on his chest. Blood doesn't flow uphill. At least not in my experience.
‘Mr. Monk and the Earthquake’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sharona: Uh, Adrian, listen. Now that you're home, there's something we have to talk about.
Adrian Monk: Uh-oh.
Sharona: I haven't been paid since the earthquake.
Adrian Monk: Are you sure?
Sharona: Yeah. It's been three weeks. Here's your checkbook.
Adrian Monk: [speaks gibberish]
Sharona: That's not funny.
Adrian Monk: [speaks gibberish]
Sharona: Okay, will ya stop it? You owe me money.
Adrian Monk: [speaks gibberish]
Sharona: I know you're faking it.
Adrian Monk: I'm not faking it!
Sharona: You just spoke English!
Quote from Adrian Monk
Gail Fleming: Okay, I got one!
Sharona: It's a movie. Uh, six words.
Adrian Monk: The Man Who Came to Dinner.
Gail Fleming: How did you know that?
Adrian Monk: It's a movie about a houseguest who wouldn't leave. Six words. You were looking at me.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Darryl Wright: Benjy, it's my turn. You take it.
Benjy: Okay.
Darryl Wright: Off you go. A fast game is a good game.
Benjy: Um...
Sharona: It's a movie.
Adrian Monk: Spider-Man.
Benjy: He's right.
Adrian Monk: Well, he's seen he's seen the movie 20 times, and he was just reading the comic, so I figured...
Sharona: He's 11 years old. Let him have fun.