Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #27

Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Other Woman

Captain Stottlemeyer: Ma'am, we're in the process of getting a warrant. We're gonna dig up your garage.
Monica Waters: Why?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I think you know why.
Adrian Monk: Captain, before you say another word, Derrick Waters is not buried under that garage. He's in Zurich. He's in a private clinic. He's been there for two years.
Captain Stottlemeyer: In Zurich?
Monica Waters: Yes. I have a number if you want to verify it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: In Zurich? Really? So where does that leave us?
Adrian Monk: We're back at square one.

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 ‘Mr. Monk and the Other Woman’ Quotes

Quote from Adrian Monk

Adrian Monk: She's always with me. Every time I close my eyes. She's always 34 years old. She's always wearing the same dress. And she's always so...
Dr. Kroger: Adrian? I have something to say. It's been four years since you lost Trudy. That- That's a long time.
Adrian Monk: It is?
Dr. Kroger: Yeah. Have you ever considered dating again?
Adrian Monk: No. I've thought about thinking about it.

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Adrian Monk: We used to come here all the time.
Monica Waters: You and your wife?
Adrian Monk: Yeah, it's so different. That blackboard was over there, and I think the salt and pepper shakers are new.
Monica Waters: Is that it?
Adrian Monk: Yeah, that- That's it.
Monica Waters: You don't like change, do you?
Adrian Monk: I have no problem with change. I just don't like to be there when it happens.

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Adrian Monk: Oh, my God! Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Sharona: What? What's wrong?
Adrian Monk: It's perfect. It's immaculate. You see, it's divided into different sections gardening, automotive. You made little labels so that you always know where everything goes.
Monica Waters: My husband was very organized, so I guess it kind of rubbed off.
Adrian Monk: Hold it! Hold it. May I? [straightens tennis racket] That's got it. May I say something? If I ever have a garage, I want it to look just like this.