Sharona Quote #36
Quote from Sharona in Mr. Monk Goes to the Asylum
Dr. Lancaster: If anything, his behavior has deteriorated. We may have to keep him here longer than we thought.
Sharona: Well, how much longer?
Dr. Lancaster: That's hard to say. It could be a month.
Sharona: A month?
Dr. Lancaster: It could be as long as a year. Adrian is bipolar, he's delusional and he's paranoid.He sees
murder mysteries everywhere he turns. In fact, he's befriended another patient, and the two of them are trying to prove that Santa Claus really does exist.
Sharona: Santa Claus?
Dr. Lancaster: Yeah, they went out on the roof collecting evidence. It would be funny if it wasn't so dysfunctional.
‘Mr. Monk Goes to the Asylum’ Quotes
Quote from Sharona
Oliver: My name is Oliver. I'm gonna take you to see Dr. Lancaster. He's anxious to meet you.
Sharona: Oliver, listen, there's some things you should know. I've been taking care of this man for four years. These are his moist towelettes for germs. He takes three showers every day with this star-shaped nozzle. This is the nozzle. And he needs a five-watt night-light for sleeping. Anything more, he won't sleep. And dark-colored pillowcases.
Adrian Monk: Sharona?
Sharona: Nothing light, okay?
Adrian Monk: Sharona?
Sharona: What?
Adrian Monk: You're scaring the man.
Sharona: No, I'm not.
Adrian Monk: Well, you're scaring me.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: By the way, in case we don't get a chance to talk later, I just want you to know, except for the murders and your trying to kill me, you really were the best doctor I ever had. Hang on, Manny. They're coming to get you. And merry Christmas.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sharona: [answers phone] Hello?
Adrian Monk: Sharona. Don't laugh, okay? I just need to be sure.
Sharona: Is there a skinny oak tree by the window?
Adrian Monk: Yes.
Sharona: Is there an armoire by the closet?
Adrian Monk: Uh-uh.
Sharona: And is Trudy's picture on the nightstand?
Adrian Monk: Yep.
Sharona: Adrian. You're in your own house. Now go to sleep.
Adrian Monk: Thanks. Good news. I'm seriously considering you for Employee of the Month.
Sharona: Thanks, boss. I'll see you tomorrow.