Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #10

Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Psychic

Captain Stottlemeyer: Hey, Monk. Monk, I've been looking for you.
Adrian Monk: How did you know we were here?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Sharona's kid told me. I have a message for you. Benjy wants to have a sleepover at Drew Cunningham's house.
Sharona: Are his parents gonna be home?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I don't know.
Sharona: Did he call from Drew's?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I have no idea.

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 ‘Mr. Monk and the Psychic’ Quotes

Quote from Adrian Monk

Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk doesn't believe in psychics.
Adrian Monk: I believe in what I can see. I believe in what's in front of me.
Sharona: You know how I found out that my ex was still seeing his old girlfriend?
Adrian Monk: Please, tell us.
Sharona: A psychic told me. And that's a true story, and it was the best 35 bucks I ever spent.
Adrian Monk: Thirty-five bucks?
Captain Stottlemeyer: There have been cases documented cases where psychics have found missing kids, bodies. It happens.
Adrian Monk: Of course it happens! A thousand psychics making 10,000 predictions a year, two or three of them have to be right.

Quote from Sharona

Sharona: You can tell all that from the bumps in my head?
Dolly Flint: It's called phrenology. See, the shape of your head is like a spiritual road map. You just have to know how to read it.
Sharona: Feels good.
Dolly Flint: Shh. Okay. There's a young man in your life.
Sharona: That would be my son. His name's Benjy.
Dolly Flint: Oh. And another man. He's not young, but he's he's like a child.
Sharona: That would be my boss.

Quote from Sharona

Sharona: Dolly? Dolly, what does he do, like, for a living? He has a job, right?
Adrian Monk: Sharona, please, please.
Sharona: What?
Adrian Monk: I'm- I'm working here. I'm working here. [Sharona licks Monk's hand] What did you do? Are you insane? I need I need a wipe.
Sharona: In the car.
Adrian Monk: Don't do this to me. Give me a wipe here.
Sharona: Go to the car and get the wipes. Go to the car.