Adrian Monk Quote #7
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Candidate
Adrian Monk: Bus! Bus! Bus!
Sharona: I still can't believe this. The mayor asked for you personally.
Adrian Monk: There's a bus on the right.
Sharona: Oh, this is great. This is gonna get you back on the force. I'm telling you.
Adrian Monk: I already have a job, remember? The girl in Santa Clara? Merging! Merging! Everybody's mer-
Sharona: You want to drive?
Adrian Monk: What lane are you in?
Sharona: You want to drive? I'll sit there and yell and point and drive you nuts, 'cause you're driving me nuts, Adrian.
Adrian Monk: Okay. Alright. Sorry. It's red! It's red! Come on, it's red!
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk and the Candidate’ Quotes
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: Forget about the damn stove, okay? You are on a job here. You're a private consultant.
Adrian Monk: I know, but I smelled it and I think...
Sharona: You gotta shut up. The department thinks you're nuts. You're never gonna get reinstated, you're never gonna get hired again, and we are both gonna be unemployed. Do you understand the importance of what I am saying? [Adrian nods] Now, pull your twisted self together, concentrate and be brilliant. You're brilliant.
Quote from Sharona
Adrian Monk: Mrs. St. Claire, a couple of questions.
Miranda St. Claire: Let me ask you a question. How can you investigate anything? I'm told you're "germophobic," afraid of the dark, heights, crowds and milk.
Sharona: We're working on the milk. He's making good progress on milk.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: [staring at abstract painting] What is this?
Jesse Goodman: What?
Adrian Monk: It's me, isn't it?
Jesse Goodman: Look, I don't have time for this, all right? This meeting is over.
Sharona: He's gone.
Adrian Monk: It's me, isn't it?
Sharona: [answers phone] Hello?
Adrian Monk: Isn't it? It's me.