Adrian Monk Quote #2706
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the End (Part One)
[flashback:]
Dr. Malcolm Nash: Wendy Stroud has worked here for 19 years. She was the first midwife I hired.
Captain Stottlemeyer: She ever disappear before?
Dr. Malcolm Nash: No, she's never missed a day. She's never even been late. Hence the phone call.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Hence we're here.
Adrian Monk: Has anyone else heard from her? Any of the other nurses?
Dr. Malcolm Nash: No, nobody has heard from her. And they are not nurses. They are midwifes. There's a difference. A midwife is a qualified, autonomous practitioner specializing in the natural birth experience. Excuse me, what are you doing?
Adrian Monk: Oh, I'm- I'm straightening it out.
Dr. Malcolm Nash: They're umbilical cords. They are never straight.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Bet his was. [Stottlemeyer and Monk chuckle] [answers phone] Excuse me. Yeah he is right here. When? Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll be right there.
Adrian Monk: Leland, what is it? Did something happen?
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's Trudy.
‘Mr. Monk and the End (Part One)’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: So, how long?
Dr. Malcolm Nash: Two, maybe three days. Now, you are gonna feel normal for awhile. Then there's gonna be some vomiting, followed by death.
Adrian Monk: [sits down] Vomiting?
Dr. Malcolm Nash: That's right, followed by death.
Adrian Monk: Vomiting?!
Dr. Malcolm Nash: Yes, followed by death.
Adrian Monk: [wails] Vomiting!
Dr. Malcolm Nash: Adrian, I really need you to focus on the last part of that sentence. There's gonna be some vomiting and then death.
Adrian Monk: Is there any chance death can come before the vomiting?
Quote from Dr. Bell
Dr. Bell: All right, look. I am not giving up. Doctors are performing miracles everyday. I'm just gonna put all your appointments in my book. Three, four weeks ahead of time. All right, Adrian Monk, Monday 11am. Adrian Monk, and Wednesday...
Adrian Monk: You're using a pencil.
Dr. Bell: Oh, it doesn't mean anything.
Adrian Monk: You never used a pencil.
Dr. Bell: Well, I didn't have a pen.
Adrian Monk: It's right there. Your pen is right there. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't even- My time is up. Ha, "My time is up", get it? Goodbye, Dr. Bell.
Dr. Bell: Adrian, this is not goodbye. It's never goodbye.
Adrian Monk: Goodbye.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Can I get you anything? How about some tea?
Adrian Monk: Nuh-uh. Just... Trudy's gift.
Natalie: No, Mr. Monk, no.
Adrian Monk: It's time.
Natalie: Please.
Adrian Monk: Natalie... It's time.
[Natalie goes over to the book shelf, retrieves the gift and hands it to Monk. Natalie cries as Monk begins to unwrap the gift. Monk is surprised by the contents.]
Natalie: Its a videotape.
[As they watch the tape:]
Trudy Monk: [on tape] Hello, Adrian. If you are watching this it means I'm dead. I know we said we'd never have any secrets, but there's something I never told you. Something happened. Something terrible. Years ago, before we met...