Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #458
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Badge
Lieutenant Disher: I don't see him.
Captain Stottlemeyer: He's here somewhere. He separated the fruit salad. This way.
Captain Stottlemeyer: There you are. What are you doing?
Adrian Monk: They don't have a dog.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Excuse me?
Lieutenant Disher: Newspaper clipping in DiMarco's hand. It was for dog food.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Right, the coupon. So you think DiMarco crossed the line. Monk, we looked into it. Tell him.
Lieutenant Disher: He's clean. I mean, at least so far. His bank account checks out. He wasn't in debt. No personal problems.
Captain Stottlemeyer: We'll keep digging, Monk, I promise, but in the meantime, you've got to tread carefully here. Weaver's right. You're not freelance anymore. If you're gonna accuse a cop of something, it's got to be airtight. Hey, hey. My butt's on the line here too. Come on.
Adrian Monk: [whispers] Passport application.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I said come on.
‘Mr. Monk and the Badge’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, first item of business is the pickaxe killer.
Lieutenant Disher: Gold Rush Killer.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, it's not the Gold Rush Killer, Randy.
Lieutenant Disher: But they use pickaxes.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Randy, forget about the Gold Rush Killer, okay?
Lieutenant Disher: Yes, sir.
Captain Stottlemeyer: We're moving on.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Mrs. DiMarco. Mrs. DiMarco, I'm so sorry for your loss. My name is Adrian Monk. I'm a former detective. Actually, I'm a former former detective.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Mr. Monk, you haven't even eaten your breakfast.
Adrian Monk: I'm too excited to eat.
Natalie: You don't want to be hungry. It's your first day of work.
Adrian Monk: What time is it? Roll call's at 8:30. Natalie, can you believe it? I am going to roll call. It's like I'm dreaming. Maybe I am dreaming. [pinches Natalie]
Natalie: Ow! What are you doing?
Adrian Monk: I'm pinching you to see if I'm dreaming.
Natalie: No, you're supposed to pinch yourself. [pinches Monk]
Adrian Monk: Aah! Well, I figured you're in the dream with me. I don't know.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, you're not dreaming. It's really happening.
Adrian Monk: It's really happening.