Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #457
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Badge
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, now, I don't need to tell you folks how important this case is; however, we have caught a break. We've got a witness. A woman who lived down the hall from victim number five has given us his description.
Lieutenant Disher: Take one, pass it back. [hands the stack of paper to Monk]
Captain Stottlemeyer: We've got a rough sketch, here. As you can see, we're looking for a Caucasian male. He's short. No more than 5'4", 5'6" tall.
[Monk starts straightening up the stack of papers]
Captain Stottlemeyer: Um, he's, um... [paper tapping] He's, uh, in... [paper tapping] He's in his, uh, late 30s, early 40s. We believe that he is driving a, um... [paper tapping] And, uh, we... We believe that he is driving a station wagon. Monk. Monk, just take one and pass them on. They're perfect.
Adrian Monk: Just give me a second, here.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Um, folks, witness perfection. [laughs] Okay. Good job. Just pass- Just pass 'em on. Monk, just give me one.
Adrian Monk: Take- Yeah, take that one.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Thank you. Okay, Thompson, Harris, I want you to take this sketch. Work the pickaxe angle. Circulate that around every hardware store within 20 miles. People, we've got five victims on the wall.
Adrian Monk: [holding another sheet out] Leland. Leland.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Which is five victims too many. Yes. Um, where was I?
Lieutenant Disher: Five victims.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Right. Five victims. By now it's probably six.
‘Mr. Monk and the Badge’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, first item of business is the pickaxe killer.
Lieutenant Disher: Gold Rush Killer.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, it's not the Gold Rush Killer, Randy.
Lieutenant Disher: But they use pickaxes.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Randy, forget about the Gold Rush Killer, okay?
Lieutenant Disher: Yes, sir.
Captain Stottlemeyer: We're moving on.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Mrs. DiMarco. Mrs. DiMarco, I'm so sorry for your loss. My name is Adrian Monk. I'm a former detective. Actually, I'm a former former detective.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Mr. Monk, you haven't even eaten your breakfast.
Adrian Monk: I'm too excited to eat.
Natalie: You don't want to be hungry. It's your first day of work.
Adrian Monk: What time is it? Roll call's at 8:30. Natalie, can you believe it? I am going to roll call. It's like I'm dreaming. Maybe I am dreaming. [pinches Natalie]
Natalie: Ow! What are you doing?
Adrian Monk: I'm pinching you to see if I'm dreaming.
Natalie: No, you're supposed to pinch yourself. [pinches Monk]
Adrian Monk: Aah! Well, I figured you're in the dream with me. I don't know.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, you're not dreaming. It's really happening.
Adrian Monk: It's really happening.