Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #454
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Is the Best Man
Minister: Trudy, do you take Leland to be your lawfully wedded husband? Do you promise to love, honor, and cherish him for better or worse, in sickness and in health, for as long as you both shall live?
T.K. Jensen: I do.
Adrian Monk: Sorry, my fingers are a little stiff.
Natalie: Okay. Okay. Open.
Adrian Monk: There you go.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I picked the right man.
Minister: And Leland, do you take Trudy to be your lawfully wedded wife? Do you promise to cherish, honor, and love her, for better or worse, in sickness and in health, for as long as you both shall live?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I do.
Minister: I now pro-
T.K. Jensen: Oh, wait. There's something else I'd like him to wear. May I have your wallet, please?
[T.K. takes Stottlemeyer's badge out of his wallet, and pins it to his tux]
Minister: I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Damn right.
‘Mr. Monk Is the Best Man’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: So who's on your short list?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I've been at this all morning. Most of these guys are either in jail or dead.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, or both.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No. Nobody is both.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: [sings and plays guitar] Cupid was a gun for hire Took aim at Leland Stottlemeyer Who's love was wallowed in the mire We love you TK Stottlemeyer! Mr. And Mrs. Stottlemeyer.
Natalie: Sounds a little like Light My Fire.
Lieutenant Disher: What part?
Natalie: The words. And the music. Why don't you just play the wedding march?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I am I am during the service. This is for after. This is for the reception. This is my gift. It's either that or a trash compactor.
Natalie: Can't go wrong with a trash compactor.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, we have a victim founded in Colin Park. He was shot once and then burned.
Adrian Monk: I read the file, so where are we?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Still unidentified. Randy, what do we know about him?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, we know he was flammable. That's pretty much it.