Lieutenant Disher Quote #355
Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk Is the Best Man
Lieutenant Disher: So you don't even know if Charlie Doyle was his real name.
Joy: Well, I never asked him. For instance, Joy is not my real name. It's just... How I feel. [to Natalie] Oh, I knew it. I knew it from the moment that you walked in here. You are a butterfly orchid.
Natalie: I am?
Joy: Yes, you are. I believe that everyone has a special flower that speaks to them. Sort of a floral soul mate, you know?
Adrian Monk: Mmm-hmm.
Joy: I am, of course, tiger Lily.
Adrian Monk: Excuse me.
Joy: [giggles] I think I scared him. [to Disher] And you are.. A sweet little crocus. Just a bud.
Lieutenant Disher: Huh. I always felt like a crocus. No, I'm not kidding. [chuckles]
Joy: I'm always right.
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Lieutenant Disher: So who's on your short list?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I've been at this all morning. Most of these guys are either in jail or dead.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, or both.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No. Nobody is both.
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Lieutenant Disher: [sings and plays guitar] Cupid was a gun for hire Took aim at Leland Stottlemeyer Who's love was wallowed in the mire We love you TK Stottlemeyer! Mr. And Mrs. Stottlemeyer.
Natalie: Sounds a little like Light My Fire.
Lieutenant Disher: What part?
Natalie: The words. And the music. Why don't you just play the wedding march?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I am I am during the service. This is for after. This is for the reception. This is my gift. It's either that or a trash compactor.
Natalie: Can't go wrong with a trash compactor.
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Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, we have a victim founded in Colin Park. He was shot once and then burned.
Adrian Monk: I read the file, so where are we?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Still unidentified. Randy, what do we know about him?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, we know he was flammable. That's pretty much it.