Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #441
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Is the Best Man
T.K. Jensen: Actually, I have a favor to ask you, and it's a little embarrassing. Stephanie got arrested last night.
Adrian Monk: Who's Stephanie?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Stephanie Briggs, it's her maid of honor.
T.K. Jensen: We're sisters, I mean, we feel like sisters.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What'd she do?
T.K. Jensen: Nothing, it was just speeding.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Was she drinking?
T.K. Jensen: No, I swear. It was just speeding, it was her third offense.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, where did they take her?
T.K. Jensen: She's here. Downstairs.
Captain Stottlemeyer: In a holding cell?
T.K. Jensen: They wont release her until the judge comes in tomorrow.
Captain Stottlemeyer: So where's her car?
T.K. Jensen: The impound lot.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, I'll see what I can do.
T.K. Jensen: Thank you, thank you! You're my hero. Meet me out back in a half an hour.
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Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: So who's on your short list?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I've been at this all morning. Most of these guys are either in jail or dead.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, or both.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No. Nobody is both.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: [sings and plays guitar] Cupid was a gun for hire Took aim at Leland Stottlemeyer Who's love was wallowed in the mire We love you TK Stottlemeyer! Mr. And Mrs. Stottlemeyer.
Natalie: Sounds a little like Light My Fire.
Lieutenant Disher: What part?
Natalie: The words. And the music. Why don't you just play the wedding march?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I am I am during the service. This is for after. This is for the reception. This is my gift. It's either that or a trash compactor.
Natalie: Can't go wrong with a trash compactor.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, we have a victim founded in Colin Park. He was shot once and then burned.
Adrian Monk: I read the file, so where are we?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Still unidentified. Randy, what do we know about him?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, we know he was flammable. That's pretty much it.