Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #439
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Is the Best Man
Captain Stottlemeyer: Listen, Monk. Are you okay with me and T.K.?
Adrian Monk: What?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I mean, about her name.
Adrian Monk: Oh, sure, I think it's great! Everybody should have a Trudy in their life.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, thank you, man. That means a lot to me. There's something else. I guess this is as good a time as any. You and I, we go way back. Probably some 20-odd, or even, mostly odd years. [Monk chuckles] So, I would like for you to be standing next to me next Saturday.
Adrian Monk: Standing next to you?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, I'm asking you to be my best man.
Adrian Monk: Really? I'm... I'm... What am I? I'm surprised. I'm flattered. I'm slightly apprehensive. And I'm anxious, which... Well, I'm always anxious. So that doesn't really...
Captain Stottlemeyer: So is that a yes?
Adrian Monk: Yes, absolutely. I'll do my best to be the best best man a best man could possibly be.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I'm sure you will. It's not complicated. Your main job is to make sure you don't lose this.
Adrian Monk: I will not lose this ring.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I'm sure you won't.
Adrian Monk: No, I will not lose this ring.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk, I think you're bending it.
‘Mr. Monk Is the Best Man’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: So who's on your short list?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I've been at this all morning. Most of these guys are either in jail or dead.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, or both.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No. Nobody is both.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: [sings and plays guitar] Cupid was a gun for hire Took aim at Leland Stottlemeyer Who's love was wallowed in the mire We love you TK Stottlemeyer! Mr. And Mrs. Stottlemeyer.
Natalie: Sounds a little like Light My Fire.
Lieutenant Disher: What part?
Natalie: The words. And the music. Why don't you just play the wedding march?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I am I am during the service. This is for after. This is for the reception. This is my gift. It's either that or a trash compactor.
Natalie: Can't go wrong with a trash compactor.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, we have a victim founded in Colin Park. He was shot once and then burned.
Adrian Monk: I read the file, so where are we?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Still unidentified. Randy, what do we know about him?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, we know he was flammable. That's pretty much it.