Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #445
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Is the Best Man
Captain Stottlemeyer: Truth is, I might not be needing that ring after all. T.K.'s having second thoughts about the wedding. Buyer's remorse.
Adrian Monk: What? What happened?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, the break-in at my house really spooked her. It was just a B and E, some kid, didn't take anything, probably a junkie looking for my piece. Now I can't bring it in the house.
Lieutenant Disher: Wow.
Captain Stottlemeyer: New rule, I have to leave the gun in the car. Monk, for god's sake, would you leave it alone?
Adrian Monk: Green styrofoam. He was a florist.
‘Mr. Monk Is the Best Man’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: So who's on your short list?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I've been at this all morning. Most of these guys are either in jail or dead.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, or both.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No. Nobody is both.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: [sings and plays guitar] Cupid was a gun for hire Took aim at Leland Stottlemeyer Who's love was wallowed in the mire We love you TK Stottlemeyer! Mr. And Mrs. Stottlemeyer.
Natalie: Sounds a little like Light My Fire.
Lieutenant Disher: What part?
Natalie: The words. And the music. Why don't you just play the wedding march?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I am I am during the service. This is for after. This is for the reception. This is my gift. It's either that or a trash compactor.
Natalie: Can't go wrong with a trash compactor.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, we have a victim founded in Colin Park. He was shot once and then burned.
Adrian Monk: I read the file, so where are we?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Still unidentified. Randy, what do we know about him?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, we know he was flammable. That's pretty much it.