Adrian Monk Quote #2659
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is the Best Man
Natalie: You want me to hold the ring?
Adrian Monk: I got it.
Natalie: Why don't you put it in your pocket?
Adrian Monk: Pockets rip.
Natalie: How about a drawer?
Adrian Monk: Not reliable.
Natalie: Really? I've found drawers to be pretty reliable.
Adrian Monk: [chuckles] I'd just worry about it. You know, I'd obsess over it. Probably end up carrying the whole bureau around with me.
Natalie: You are taking this best man stuff pretty seriously. So how's the bachelor party coming?
Adrian Monk: Oh, that's going great, great. I already bought the beer. And got a movie. [Natalie laughs] What?
Natalie: I've never seen you so excited, it's like he proposed to you.
Adrian Monk: I know, that's how I feel.
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Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: So who's on your short list?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I've been at this all morning. Most of these guys are either in jail or dead.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, or both.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No. Nobody is both.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: [sings and plays guitar] Cupid was a gun for hire Took aim at Leland Stottlemeyer Who's love was wallowed in the mire We love you TK Stottlemeyer! Mr. And Mrs. Stottlemeyer.
Natalie: Sounds a little like Light My Fire.
Lieutenant Disher: What part?
Natalie: The words. And the music. Why don't you just play the wedding march?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I am I am during the service. This is for after. This is for the reception. This is my gift. It's either that or a trash compactor.
Natalie: Can't go wrong with a trash compactor.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, we have a victim founded in Colin Park. He was shot once and then burned.
Adrian Monk: I read the file, so where are we?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Still unidentified. Randy, what do we know about him?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, we know he was flammable. That's pretty much it.