Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #443
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Is the Best Man
Captain Stottlemeyer: Look, we ought to be getting married at the beach, just you and me. Something simple in the sand. Jeans and sandals.
T.K. Jensen: The wedding's not just for us, it's for the families.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You're the boss. That's my tuxedo. Thank you very much for picking that up.
Stephanie Briggs: Yeah, maybe I should check it, make sure it's right.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I'm sure it's fine. I rent from these guys all the time.
T.K. Jensen: I can't wait to see you in it.
Stephanie Briggs: Oh, that's nauseating, I wanna go back to prison.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Bye, drive safely.
Stephanie Briggs: I'll keep it under 100.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Cute.
‘Mr. Monk Is the Best Man’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: So who's on your short list?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I've been at this all morning. Most of these guys are either in jail or dead.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, or both.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No. Nobody is both.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: [sings and plays guitar] Cupid was a gun for hire Took aim at Leland Stottlemeyer Who's love was wallowed in the mire We love you TK Stottlemeyer! Mr. And Mrs. Stottlemeyer.
Natalie: Sounds a little like Light My Fire.
Lieutenant Disher: What part?
Natalie: The words. And the music. Why don't you just play the wedding march?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I am I am during the service. This is for after. This is for the reception. This is my gift. It's either that or a trash compactor.
Natalie: Can't go wrong with a trash compactor.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, we have a victim founded in Colin Park. He was shot once and then burned.
Adrian Monk: I read the file, so where are we?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Still unidentified. Randy, what do we know about him?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, we know he was flammable. That's pretty much it.