Adrian Monk Quote #2612

Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Dog

Adrian Monk: What have you got?
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's Amanda Castle's.
Adrian Monk: Who found it?
Lieutenant Disher: Guy in the gray shirt with the glasses.
Adrian Monk: Glasses? I want to try something. Excuse me, hello! Could I have your attention? We think that one of you killed Amanda Castle. If you're guilty, would you please raise your hand?
[As nobody raises their hands, the confused participants in the search party look around at each other. Everyone except Steve DeWitt, who keeps facing forward]
Adrian Monk: Well, we were just wondering. Sorry to bother you. Have a nice day.
Natalie: What was that about?
Adrian Monk: Who is the guy with the glasses?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No idea.
Adrian Monk: Well, we need to find out. I think Amanda is dead, and I think he killed her. Look. Look at the buckle and the snap. There's no rust. It couldn't have been laying out in an open field all week.
Captain Stottlemeyer: He planted it. He's trying to frame the ex-husband.
Lieutenant Disher: Okay, what was all that about raising your hand? He didn't confess.
Adrian Monk: No, but he didn't look around, either. Everybody else did.

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Quote from Lieutenant Disher

Captain Stottlemeyer: Thank you all once again for coming. You know the situation. We're looking for a woman. Her name is Amanda Castle.
Lieutenant Disher: Although any dead body would be of interest to us.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Thank you, Randy.

Quote from Lieutenant Disher

Adrian Monk: I'm so worried about Shelby. She's been acting strangely. Look at her. She hasn't eaten all day.
Lieutenant Disher: Maybe she witnessed the murder. She saw Dewitt kill Amanda and now he's afraid that she'll identify him.
Adrian Monk: How?
Lieutenant Disher: She could bark at him.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Randy, as far as I know, in the state of California, dogs are not allowed to testify in open court.
Lieutenant Disher: Maybe Dewitt's afraid they'll change the rule.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What, change the rule against dogs testifying in court?
Lieutenant Disher: You know, one of those referendums. It is California.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You want to know how tired I am? I'm so tired, I don't know if that even makes any sense.

Quote from Lieutenant Disher

Captain Stottlemeyer: Be nice if we had a body. She could be anywhere.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, no, not quite anywhere. All right, this is her house, and we know it's not there. This is the park we checked yesterday. It's not there. That's my house. We can eliminate that.
Natalie: Oh, and this office.
Lieutenant Disher: That's true. It's not here. Captain? Is there anything you want to eliminate?