Adrian Monk Quote #2611
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Dog
Natalie: Oh, sorry about that.
Steve DeWitt: Oh, it's okay. She probably just smells my dog. Hello, sweetheart. What is she, a terrier?
Adrian Monk: We don't know.
Natalie: Yeah, she's just staying with my boss for a while.
Steve DeWitt: What are they feeding you, sweetheart? Somebody needs to go on a diet.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, let's get started! Gonna line up over here, arm's length apart.
Steve DeWitt: Gotta go. Nice meeting you.
Adrian Monk: [to Shelby] It's okay. Don't listen to him. You're not fat.
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Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: Thank you all once again for coming. You know the situation. We're looking for a woman. Her name is Amanda Castle.
Lieutenant Disher: Although any dead body would be of interest to us.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Thank you, Randy.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Adrian Monk: I'm so worried about Shelby. She's been acting strangely. Look at her. She hasn't eaten all day.
Lieutenant Disher: Maybe she witnessed the murder. She saw Dewitt kill Amanda and now he's afraid that she'll identify him.
Adrian Monk: How?
Lieutenant Disher: She could bark at him.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Randy, as far as I know, in the state of California, dogs are not allowed to testify in open court.
Lieutenant Disher: Maybe Dewitt's afraid they'll change the rule.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What, change the rule against dogs testifying in court?
Lieutenant Disher: You know, one of those referendums. It is California.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You want to know how tired I am? I'm so tired, I don't know if that even makes any sense.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: Be nice if we had a body. She could be anywhere.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, no, not quite anywhere. All right, this is her house, and we know it's not there. This is the park we checked yesterday. It's not there. That's my house. We can eliminate that.
Natalie: Oh, and this office.
Lieutenant Disher: That's true. It's not here. Captain? Is there anything you want to eliminate?