Adrian Monk Quote #2580
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and Sharona
Adrian Monk: Okay, can I ask you a question? I have been wanting to ask you for a long time.
Sharona: Oh, sure, anything.
Adrian Monk: Um, that Friday before you left, you took a shirt to the dry cleaners, short, number four. Sharona, they said they never got it.
Sharona: That's what you've been waiting to ask me about?
Adrian Monk: It looked a lot like this shirt, but it was number four.
Sharona: No. You know what? I remember. I took it to your dry cleaner. And they were closed, so I took it to another one down the street.
Adrian Monk: Oh. [chuckles]
Sharona: So, Adrian, how have you been? You look great.
Adrian Monk: Thank you. Do you remember the name of that establishment, the other cleaners?
Sharona: No, I don't remember.
Adrian Monk: Do you have the ticket? I know, you always you know, put the tickets in your purse. Um...
Sharona: Yeah, but it's been five years. This is not even the same purse.
Adrian Monk: Oh, no.
Sharona: Okay, fine. Fine. [checks purse] You know what? It's not here. It's not here. But it might be in the garage at home where I keep all of my old stuff. So when I go home, I'll check for it.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk and Sharona’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Just come in! The door's open. [screams as vacuum covers him in dust] Natalie! Natalie! Natalie!
Sharona: Adrian? What happened?
Adrian Monk: Well, it just blew up in my face! Call 911.
Sharona: No, no, no. We don't have to call 911. Just come with me.
Adrian Monk: Oh, I can't see. It's a code red, Natalie.
Sharona: I don't know what code red means.
Adrian Monk: Code red! We talked about this. We had practice drills.
Sharona: Okay, just- You're gonna be fine. Just splash some water on your face. Splash it on your eyes.
[After Monk splashes water on his eyes and finally sees Sharona, he tries cleaning out his eyes again]
Sharona: Hello, Adrian.
Adrian Monk: What year is this?
Quote from Sharona
Natalie: But they weren't alone. The caddy was there.
Sharona: The caddy saw the whole thing.
Adrian Monk: That's the beauty of it. It was a perfect plan.
Sharona: I don't understand.
Adrian Monk: I'll tell you later.
Sharona: No, you have to tell me now. Say "Here's what happened."
Adrian Monk: Well, he's right there.
Sharona: Just tell me. Say "Here's what happened."
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: I thought at the most they were gonna offer me five to ten grand, but this is real money. This will pay for Benjy's college. Not just community college. Any college. He can go anywheres that he wants.
Natalie: Sharona, that is so great. I mean, congratulations! I'm sorry about the circumstance.
Sharona: Oh, no, no, it's okay. I only met the guy twice. Oh, my God. Is this what good luck feels like? I mean, because I never actually had it, you know?
Adrian Monk: Huh.
Natalie: What? Is there a problem?
Adrian Monk: There's something wrong here.
Sharona: Don't you say that. Don't find anything, because if this is not an accident, then they're not responsible, and then they don't have to pay. Do you understand?
Adrian Monk: Right. Okay...
Sharona: No, I want you to stop looking at this. It was an accident, okay? Say it was an accident. No, I want you to say it was an accident! [sighs] I know that look. I remember that look. I hate that look.