Adrian Monk Quote #2596
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and Sharona
Sharona: I don't understand.
Natalie: Neither do I. Just do it again and slow down.
Adrian Monk: God. It was Walsh's idea. He came to your uncle. He said he had a plan to rip off the country club. Howard would pretend to fall down the stairs. Walsh would be the unimpeachable witness. They'd sue the club and make a fortune. Walsh must have known Howard was broke. He knew he'd take the bait.
[Monk tries to leave the closet, but is stopped by Sharona]
Adrian Monk: Okay. Where was I?
Natalie: He took the bait.
Adrian Monk: That morning, your uncle was on the green. He was in position. Meanwhile, Walsh made sure he and the caddy were close enough to see it. Your uncle thought it was just another scam, but Walsh had other ideas. Can we at least open the door just a crack?
Sharona: Keep going.
Adrian Monk: The caddy ran off to get help. That left Walsh alone with your uncle. It was a perfect plan, two witnesses. Walsh himself and his caddy had seen your uncle fall down those stairs. Nobody would ever suspect it was murder, the end. Can we open the door? [Perry opens the door] Hey, we were just taking a little tour. Is this oak?
Natalie: Mr. Monk, he knows that we know.
Perry Walsh: I think we're done here.
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‘Mr. Monk and Sharona’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Just come in! The door's open. [screams as vacuum covers him in dust] Natalie! Natalie! Natalie!
Sharona: Adrian? What happened?
Adrian Monk: Well, it just blew up in my face! Call 911.
Sharona: No, no, no. We don't have to call 911. Just come with me.
Adrian Monk: Oh, I can't see. It's a code red, Natalie.
Sharona: I don't know what code red means.
Adrian Monk: Code red! We talked about this. We had practice drills.
Sharona: Okay, just- You're gonna be fine. Just splash some water on your face. Splash it on your eyes.
[After Monk splashes water on his eyes and finally sees Sharona, he tries cleaning out his eyes again]
Sharona: Hello, Adrian.
Adrian Monk: What year is this?
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: I thought at the most they were gonna offer me five to ten grand, but this is real money. This will pay for Benjy's college. Not just community college. Any college. He can go anywheres that he wants.
Natalie: Sharona, that is so great. I mean, congratulations! I'm sorry about the circumstance.
Sharona: Oh, no, no, it's okay. I only met the guy twice. Oh, my God. Is this what good luck feels like? I mean, because I never actually had it, you know?
Adrian Monk: Huh.
Natalie: What? Is there a problem?
Adrian Monk: There's something wrong here.
Sharona: Don't you say that. Don't find anything, because if this is not an accident, then they're not responsible, and then they don't have to pay. Do you understand?
Adrian Monk: Right. Okay...
Sharona: No, I want you to stop looking at this. It was an accident, okay? Say it was an accident. No, I want you to say it was an accident! [sighs] I know that look. I remember that look. I hate that look.
Quote from Sharona
Natalie: But they weren't alone. The caddy was there.
Sharona: The caddy saw the whole thing.
Adrian Monk: That's the beauty of it. It was a perfect plan.
Sharona: I don't understand.
Adrian Monk: I'll tell you later.
Sharona: No, you have to tell me now. Say "Here's what happened."
Adrian Monk: Well, he's right there.
Sharona: Just tell me. Say "Here's what happened."