Sharona Quote #189
Quote from Sharona in Mr. Monk and Sharona
Sharona: Ah, Perry Walsh, 904. Where you going?
Natalie: Ninth floor.
Sharona: The elevator's over here.
Natalie: Mr. Monk always takes the stairs.
Sharona: I know he always takes the stairs, I always made him take the elevator. It's good for him.
Natalie: Thanks, I appreciate it, but I don't want to make him uncomfortable.
Sharona: But sometimes he has to be uncomfortable, otherwise he'll never learn.
Natalie: I'm not his psychiatrist, I'm his assistant.
Sharona: Then why don't you try assisting him, instead of pandering to him?
Natalie: How about this? It's the ninth floor, right? Let's take the elevator up to four, and then walk up five flights.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, that sounds fair.
Sharona: Or we take the elevator up to level five and walk up four flights.
Adrian Monk: Can't argue with that.
Sharona: You treat him like a child.
Natalie: He's not a child.
Sharona: I did not say he was a child. I said you're treating like him.
Natalie: I'm being supportive.
Sharona: No, you're not being supportive. You're enabling him.
Adrian Monk: Okay, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna get on the elevator and take it up to 18 and walk down 9 flights. That way everybody's miserable.
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Adrian Monk: Just come in! The door's open. [screams as vacuum covers him in dust] Natalie! Natalie! Natalie!
Sharona: Adrian? What happened?
Adrian Monk: Well, it just blew up in my face! Call 911.
Sharona: No, no, no. We don't have to call 911. Just come with me.
Adrian Monk: Oh, I can't see. It's a code red, Natalie.
Sharona: I don't know what code red means.
Adrian Monk: Code red! We talked about this. We had practice drills.
Sharona: Okay, just- You're gonna be fine. Just splash some water on your face. Splash it on your eyes.
[After Monk splashes water on his eyes and finally sees Sharona, he tries cleaning out his eyes again]
Sharona: Hello, Adrian.
Adrian Monk: What year is this?
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: I thought at the most they were gonna offer me five to ten grand, but this is real money. This will pay for Benjy's college. Not just community college. Any college. He can go anywheres that he wants.
Natalie: Sharona, that is so great. I mean, congratulations! I'm sorry about the circumstance.
Sharona: Oh, no, no, it's okay. I only met the guy twice. Oh, my God. Is this what good luck feels like? I mean, because I never actually had it, you know?
Adrian Monk: Huh.
Natalie: What? Is there a problem?
Adrian Monk: There's something wrong here.
Sharona: Don't you say that. Don't find anything, because if this is not an accident, then they're not responsible, and then they don't have to pay. Do you understand?
Adrian Monk: Right. Okay...
Sharona: No, I want you to stop looking at this. It was an accident, okay? Say it was an accident. No, I want you to say it was an accident! [sighs] I know that look. I remember that look. I hate that look.
Quote from Sharona
Natalie: But they weren't alone. The caddy was there.
Sharona: The caddy saw the whole thing.
Adrian Monk: That's the beauty of it. It was a perfect plan.
Sharona: I don't understand.
Adrian Monk: I'll tell you later.
Sharona: No, you have to tell me now. Say "Here's what happened."
Adrian Monk: Well, he's right there.
Sharona: Just tell me. Say "Here's what happened."