Natalie Quote #310
Quote from Natalie in Happy Birthday, Mr. Monk
Natalie: Come on, the captain's waiting for us.
Adrian Monk: Okay.
Natalie: Oh, I almost forgot, we just have to stop off at my place. I forgot my cell phone.
Adrian Monk: Excuse me. [walks over to his phone and dials; Natalie's phone rings] Oh, good. We found your phone. It's in your bag. What are the odds? So where are they? Are they at your house?
Natalie: Come on, Mr. Monk, can't you just come with me? Just pretend to be surprised. They're your friends. They're waiting for you. They love you. They wanna do something special for you.
Adrian Monk: I can't- I can't. I can't do it.
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Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Natalie: Well, maybe somebody injected him with something, like a needle.
Lieutenant Disher: No, I was there, I would've seen that. A blow dart, you know, a poison dart.
Captain Stottlemeyer: And what happened to the dart? It would have been sticking in his neck.
Lieutenant Disher: Not necessarily. There could have been a long, elastic wire attached to the blow dart. They're called Dartarangs.
T.K. Jensen: How do you know they're called Dartarangs?
Lieutenant Disher: 'cause they're probably called it. Or at least that's what they should be called.
Captain Stottlemeyer: [whispers] Just nod your head and say maybe.
T.K. Jensen: Maybe.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Interesting, Randy. Interesting.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: A self-cleaning vacuum. Do I wake or do I dream?
Natalie: I don't know, Mr. Monk.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Captain Stottlemeyer: I know she's been trying to throw you a party. And, she's going to.
Adrian Monk: No.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, she's gonna get you.
Natalie: I'm gonna get you.
Captain Stottlemeyer: But this is a murder victim's place of residence. Do you honestly think that she would do it here?
Adrian Monk: No, I don't. And that is precisely why I do. And because I do, I don't. So yes, I do.