Natalie Quote #313
Quote from Natalie in Happy Birthday, Mr. Monk
Adrian Monk: He can fix it. His address is right on the back of the booklet. 603 Vinton. We can be there in 20 minutes.
Natalie: No, we can't go now. You have Dr. Bell at 2:00.
Adrian Monk: Oh, I'll call him and cancel.
Natalie: No, I don't think it's a good idea. I mean, not today.
Adrian Monk: Why not?
Natalie: Because you seem really anxious lately. You have that big case, the janitor. Plus, the poisoned lawyer, so that's two big cases. You're under a lot of pressure.
Adrian Monk: I don't believe it.
Natalie: What?
Adrian Monk: I don't believe it. You are diabolical. You're planning a surprise party in Dr. Bell's office, my therapist's office. Have you no shame?
Natalie: It's not in his office. It's in the office next door. I rented it out. Everybody's waiting. They're already there.
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Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Natalie: Well, maybe somebody injected him with something, like a needle.
Lieutenant Disher: No, I was there, I would've seen that. A blow dart, you know, a poison dart.
Captain Stottlemeyer: And what happened to the dart? It would have been sticking in his neck.
Lieutenant Disher: Not necessarily. There could have been a long, elastic wire attached to the blow dart. They're called Dartarangs.
T.K. Jensen: How do you know they're called Dartarangs?
Lieutenant Disher: 'cause they're probably called it. Or at least that's what they should be called.
Captain Stottlemeyer: [whispers] Just nod your head and say maybe.
T.K. Jensen: Maybe.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Interesting, Randy. Interesting.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: A self-cleaning vacuum. Do I wake or do I dream?
Natalie: I don't know, Mr. Monk.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Captain Stottlemeyer: I know she's been trying to throw you a party. And, she's going to.
Adrian Monk: No.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, she's gonna get you.
Natalie: I'm gonna get you.
Captain Stottlemeyer: But this is a murder victim's place of residence. Do you honestly think that she would do it here?
Adrian Monk: No, I don't. And that is precisely why I do. And because I do, I don't. So yes, I do.