Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #425
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Happy Birthday, Mr. Monk
Adrian Monk: All right. I am the inventor. I am Kurt Pressman. [to T.K.] I'm sorry, I don't have a part for you. Okay, I walk across the room carrying two glasses of soda. I step up.
Lieutenant Disher: That's right. He wasn't sure which one was diet, so he took a sip. Then Meckler's wife takes a sip. She took a sip. She gave the glass to Meckler. He drank from it. Five minutes later he was dead.
Adrian Monk: So how was he poisoned? That's the question.
Natalie: Well, it had to be in the drink.
Lieutenant Disher: No, that's- That's impossible, Dr. Z said the poison hits you like this. And he was sipping it for at least five minutes. Besides, his wife and Pressman both drank from the same glass, they didn't even get sick.
Captain Stottlemeyer: So it wasn't in the drink. Was he eating something?
Lieutenant Disher: No.
Natalie: Wait a minute. He was chewing on his pen, like a nervous habit.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Nope, it wasn't the pen. That was the first thing we tested. It was clean.
‘Happy Birthday, Mr. Monk’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Natalie: Well, maybe somebody injected him with something, like a needle.
Lieutenant Disher: No, I was there, I would've seen that. A blow dart, you know, a poison dart.
Captain Stottlemeyer: And what happened to the dart? It would have been sticking in his neck.
Lieutenant Disher: Not necessarily. There could have been a long, elastic wire attached to the blow dart. They're called Dartarangs.
T.K. Jensen: How do you know they're called Dartarangs?
Lieutenant Disher: 'cause they're probably called it. Or at least that's what they should be called.
Captain Stottlemeyer: [whispers] Just nod your head and say maybe.
T.K. Jensen: Maybe.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Interesting, Randy. Interesting.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: A self-cleaning vacuum. Do I wake or do I dream?
Natalie: I don't know, Mr. Monk.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Captain Stottlemeyer: I know she's been trying to throw you a party. And, she's going to.
Adrian Monk: No.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, she's gonna get you.
Natalie: I'm gonna get you.
Captain Stottlemeyer: But this is a murder victim's place of residence. Do you honestly think that she would do it here?
Adrian Monk: No, I don't. And that is precisely why I do. And because I do, I don't. So yes, I do.