Adrian Monk Quote #2544
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to Group Therapy
Natalie: Mr. Monk, please go to group therapy. Please.
Adrian Monk: I don't have to. I can talk to him right here.
Natalie: I think you're being ridiculous.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, ridiculous like a fox. Ready? Let's go.
[Natalie and Monk on a tandem bicycle pull up alongside Dr. Bell on his bike]
Adrian Monk: Dr. Bell?
Dr. Bell: Adrian.
Adrian Monk: Oh, my God. Do you bike here too?
Dr. Bell: Every morning.
Adrian Monk: Oh, I remember you mentioning that once or twice.
Dr. Bell: Natalie.
Natalie: Hello.
Adrian Monk: How you doing?
Dr. Bell: Just fine.
Adrian Monk: You're probably wondering how I'm doing. I been thinking a lot about my mother.
Dr. Bell: Adrian, I really can't give you a session right now.
Adrian Monk: What session? We're just a couple of guys in the park talking about my mother.
Dr. Bell: Join my group. We meet Tuesdays and Thursdays, 10:00 a.m. [cycles off]
Adrian Monk: Wait, Dr. Bell! Wait! Dr. Bell! Come on, you're losing him. Turn! Come on! Go. Mush, mush. Mush! [they fall to the ground] Okay, I'll join the group.
Natalie: Thank God.
‘Mr. Monk Goes to Group Therapy’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Natalie: So it was suicide?
Adrian Monk: I don't think so. Look at his wrists. Hair has been pulled out. Someone taped them. He was tied up.
Lieutenant Disher: Could be a serial killer. He's killing people according to their phobias. This guy was afraid of heights, so he pushed him off the roof.
Adrian Monk: Augie wasn't afraid of heights. He was afraid of spiders.
Lieutenant Disher: That's different. It's killing people using the opposite of their phobias. The Opposite Killer.
Captain Stottlemeyer: So you're saying the opposite of a spider is a tall building?
Lieutenant Disher: What do you think the opposite of a spider is?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I have no idea, but it's not a tall building.
Lieutenant Disher: Mmm. Tell that to the Opposite Killer.
Natalie: Are you crying?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, I have allergies.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Adrian Monk: Where's the towel? There's no towel next to the pool. I wouldn't go swimming first thing in the morning in October without a towel. I mean, I wouldn't go swimming anyway, but you see what I mean. I think she was killed.
Lieutenant Disher: Let me guess. The victim was not afraid of water. It's him, The Opposite Killer. That's his M.O.
Captain Stottlemeyer: There is no Opposite Killer. If there were, you would have been killed by a falling rocket scientist years ago.
Quote from Harold Krenshaw
Dr. Bell: All right, hold on here. Adrian was trying to warn us.
Harold Krenshaw: A classic cry for help. Or was it an attempt to divert suspicion? Hmm. Do you even have an alibi for Wednesday?
Adrian Monk: No.
Harold Krenshaw: How about when Barbara was killed? [Monk shakes his head] Of course you don't. Here's what happened. The HMO changed their policy, no more private sessions. You were desperate. You needed to kill one of us so there'd be an opening in the group. Do you deny it?
Adrian Monk: [stands up] Of course I deny it.
Harold Krenshaw: Which is exactly what a guilty man would say!
Adrian Monk: That's true.
Harold Krenshaw: Augie was next. You lured him up to the roof. It was easy. He trusted you. But I don't. You're planning to pick us off, one by one, until you have Neven all to yourself. He's the guy.
Dr. Bell: Harold, what you are suggesting is absurd. Adrian's not capable of killing anyone. Mr. Monk, you're not a killer.