Adrian Monk Quote #2444

Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the UFO

Adrian Monk: Hello, again. Hello. Hello, again. I have some good news. The object we saw was not a UFO. It was just a toy. A remote control model designed by a man who murdered his sister. You'll read all about it tomorrow in the newspaper. So you can all go, now. Please, go home. Please. Stop wasting your time. Live life. Find, you know, employment and fall in love. You're human. Right? It's a gift. It's a precious, precious thing. You want to appreciate it. Okay, thank you.
Natalie: Wow, Mr. Monk, good for you. That was great. You were sensitive and respectful. That's the nicest thing I've ever seen-
Adrian Monk: Anyone?
Natalie: Not anyone, but you. The nicest thing I've ever seen you do.

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 ‘Mr. Monk and the UFO’ Quotes

Quote from Natalie

Natalie: Oh, God. Oh, no! The poor thing.
Adrian Monk: The missing woman?
Sheriff Fletcher: I owe Dolly a big apology. This is, or was Marge Larkin.
Natalie: Where's her face?
Dr. Garcia: Coyotes, probably. She's been five days, maybe six in the sun.
Adrian Monk: She was a hiker?
Sheriff Fletcher: Marge was a lot of things. She, she came into a little bit of money a few years ago when her parents died, and so she just dabbled in all kinds of things. Yoga, spelunking, trout farming.
Dr. Garcia: And apparently hiking.
Natalie: Where's her face?
Adrian Monk: We already talked about the face, okay?

Quote from Adrian Monk

Natalie: Well, at least he didn't kill us.
Adrian Monk: Are we sure about that? Let's review the situation, shall we? We're in the desert. No car, no radio. And coyotes, face-eating coyotes, and things that eat the face-eating coyotes, and things that eat the things that eat...
Sheriff Fletcher: Yeah, we get it. He left us for dead.

Quote from Natalie

Natalie: Saw a movie once about an extra terrestrial. Who didn't know he was an extra terrestrial. They rewired his brain or something.
Adrian Monk: I don't watch movies. Give me bad dreams.
Natalie: That's funny. In the movie, the extra terrestrial had bad dreams.
Adrian Monk: What are you talking about?
Natalie: Nothing.