Adrian Monk Quote #2423
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the UFO
Adrian Monk: I was at a wedding last night in Montville with my assistant. And we were driving home and the car broke down. It was about a mile north of here. There was a bridge.
Sheriff Fletcher: Yeah, the West Creek Bridge.
Adrian Monk: Well, I saw something.
Sheriff Fletcher: Okay.
Adrian Monk: In in the sky.
Sheriff Fletcher: Ah.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, it was about 10:30. And it was all lit up. It was hovering there. And, and it went zipping around.
Sheriff Fletcher: You saw a UFO?
Adrian Monk: No. No, I didn't say that.
Sheriff Fletcher: So, was it an object?
Adrian Monk: Yes.
Sheriff Fletcher: Could you identify it?
Adrian Monk: No, no.
Sheriff Fletcher: And it was flying.
Adrian Monk: Yes.
Sheriff Fletcher: You add that all up, Mr. Monk, you've got yourself a UFO.
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‘Mr. Monk and the UFO’ Quotes
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: Oh, God. Oh, no! The poor thing.
Adrian Monk: The missing woman?
Sheriff Fletcher: I owe Dolly a big apology. This is, or was Marge Larkin.
Natalie: Where's her face?
Dr. Garcia: Coyotes, probably. She's been five days, maybe six in the sun.
Adrian Monk: She was a hiker?
Sheriff Fletcher: Marge was a lot of things. She, she came into a little bit of money a few years ago when her parents died, and so she just dabbled in all kinds of things. Yoga, spelunking, trout farming.
Dr. Garcia: And apparently hiking.
Natalie: Where's her face?
Adrian Monk: We already talked about the face, okay?
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Well, at least he didn't kill us.
Adrian Monk: Are we sure about that? Let's review the situation, shall we? We're in the desert. No car, no radio. And coyotes, face-eating coyotes, and things that eat the face-eating coyotes, and things that eat the things that eat...
Sheriff Fletcher: Yeah, we get it. He left us for dead.
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: Saw a movie once about an extra terrestrial. Who didn't know he was an extra terrestrial. They rewired his brain or something.
Adrian Monk: I don't watch movies. Give me bad dreams.
Natalie: That's funny. In the movie, the extra terrestrial had bad dreams.
Adrian Monk: What are you talking about?
Natalie: Nothing.